1. 18 May


    hippist: Trippy shit

    hippist:

    Trippy shit

    (Source: sunyouneedfun, via gohomebark)

     

  2. 18 May


    tyleroakley:

    glitterweave:

    The girl from this gif is actually bat shit crazy

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    TERRIFYING.

    (via h00dy-h00t)

     

  3. 18 May


    When eating chips and dip

    When eating chips and dip

    (via aysia-dope-effect)

     

  4. 18 May


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  5. 18 May



    zapppping:

    just-another-puzzle:

    markohppus:

    bceky:

    markohppus:

    giving birth is essentially just like pooping except out a different hole

    are your poops covered in blood and start screaming and crying

    only after i eat mexican food

    olé

    omg

    (via aysia-dope-effect)

     

  6. 18 May


    gnarly: k

    gnarly:

    k

    (Source: butonthebrightside, via aysia-dope-effect)

     

  7. 18 May



    COSMO SEX TIP #8329

    arekelly:

    Instead of moaning during climax say “Flash 9 required for audio”.

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  8. 18 May


    arpakassomomma:

    captawesomesauce:

    What do I do when I’m sick? I google “cat beards” on google images and here were some of the best. 

    omfg

    (via h00dy-h00t)

     

  9. 18 May


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  10. 18 May



    fluffywhitechicken:

    filthytricksyhobbitses:

    guys

    perfume

    that smells like books

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    if you wear this I’ll probably fall in love with you

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  11. 18 May


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  12. 18 May



    nautilid:

    castielhasthephoneb0x:

    i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it 

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    LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM

    I hope that someday I’ll find something which makes me as happy as that onion makes him.

    (Source: teambeentohell, via h00dy-h00t)

     

  13. 18 May


    thex-kid:

    unicow-nak-nak:

    hallowedhorrors:

    skindeap:

    8-inch chocolate penis that oozes fondant cream… Fresh mint fondant, Valencia orange fondant, Williams Pear liqueur fondant, Mozart chocolate liqueur fondant, Cointreau liqueur fondant and Irish coffee liqueur fondant.

    United Indecent Pleasures

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    Okay but is it possible to get the filling colored red? Because obviously the best use for these is to make a gif or video where you’re licking and sucking at one seductively, making bedroom eyes at the camera, and then you BITE THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN HALF AND SHRIEK YOUR VICTORY AS THE DELICIOUS BLOOD-FILLING DRIPS FROM YOUR VICIOUS MAW.

    This site scares me so much.

    Reblogging because that damn comment

    (Source: moshita, via h00dy-h00t)

     

  14. 18 May


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  15. 18 May


    unimpressedcats: you gon eat that?  imma eat it anyway

    unimpressedcats:

    you gon eat that? 

    imma eat it anyway

    (Source: felixity, via h00dy-h00t)